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Knee mail

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same
by xx-satu May 3, 2021
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Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/
noun
1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring.
2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees.
3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…
“this Knee-vember I’m going to use Quik Drive
by cien_fuegos November 17, 2021
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knee walkin

The stage of drunkness that usually comes right before u black out
Remember that time Christy got knee walkin drunk and took off all her clothes just to pee?
by kitegirlkitegirl April 19, 2015
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Drinker’s knee

Much like athlete’s foot, drinker’s knee is a real ailment that affects hardcore alcoholics. It involves sore knees the day after a big night - and not from sucking dick.
I’ve got drinker’s knee real bad today, I had a big night last night.
by Jimmyb24 August 31, 2018
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Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.
Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?
by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023
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middle knee

Dude, she touched my middle knee!
by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018
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Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.
Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.
by DTOpposion December 26, 2022
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