taking him to the tailor

The act of getting someone in trouble with the police, a supervisor, boss, etc...(Hence having them hemmed up).

The act of violence towards another after sizing them up.

John- that dude got snitched on for slinging now he's all hemmed up. Phil- yeah now them fuckers are taking him to the tailor.

Bill- look at Jim sizing up Paul, he's probably thinking about taking him to the tailor.

Jenny- poor Kenny, look at them cops slipping the cuffs on him, they are taking him straight to the tailor.

by lolababy409 August 30, 2010

take him to Walmart

A term said about a hot guy that you want to do dirty things to.

Damn, I'd take him to Walmart any day

by Alivia M January 25, 2008

Hit him with the clit

A female's ultimate power play: sexing a man into oblivion/submission.

Q: He won't do what I want, what should I do?
A: Hit him with the clit.

by blackandyellowsd June 18, 2014

kiss him not me

A manga that recently became an anime. A definition of it? This is so perfect and will never happen to your lives, fujoshis.

I read "Kiss him not me" last month and now I'm crying in a pile of yaoi merchandise.

by Thatbakayoulove May 22, 2017

John him off

When you pay a male hooker to unknowingly jack off your friend. Your friend becomes a “John” despite his knowledge.

My friend helped me out so I paid this guy to John him off.

by Pcycl3 January 25, 2023

let him land

When someone is going off on a riff, you just gotta let them get to the point.

Yo, my man is spittin’, let him land!

by DracoDee6y June 7, 2023

Hubby him up

A man you wanna spend your life with. You care a lot about him.

Girl 1 "I'm telling ya... He's a keeper for sure. He knows how to make me laugh, he studies a lot and he loves the same stuff I do... I wanna hubby him up!"
Girl 2 "Omg!!! You're so lucky to find such a hubby material!"

by atomicnatalic April 14, 2020