Jewish shower

A shower you take only once
Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'
by Highaf2007 September 01, 2018
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jewish thumb

jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!
Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!
by super jew thumb March 04, 2011
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jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"
kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.
by MgamerNix July 21, 2008
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jewish redlight

act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head
jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob
by harrison maddox September 10, 2006
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"Jewish crackers!"

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.
Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.
by natalienouveau August 08, 2006
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Jewish Fisting

When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.
"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "

"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."
by CancerOnSociety September 12, 2016
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jewish mermaid

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.
Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!
by Kay Smitty April 25, 2016
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