Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

Mysterious

Someone hecca gone

OwO what's this? There's something mysterious under this buldge... It was a squishy toy!

by PartyDave August 17, 2018

mystery

a person who thinks radeon video cards are good

OMG he such a mystery

by andrew June 13, 2003

Mystie

the best ginger friend you will ever have. it typicality refers to a red head who its a really amazing singer and has a ass shaped like a pear but her friends tend to love her anyway for it.her eyes are usually the same color as her hair.they also say "i feel like shit" all in all shes alright.

"i feel like shit"

"ooh gurl your such a Mystie"

"thanks..?"

by Mr Walters November 20, 2011

mysterectomy

When a femine spouse verbally abuses a masculine spouse to such an extrent that he feels his manhood has been cut-off. Spelling should actually be "Misterectomy" or "Mr.-ectomy"

She yelled at me so much I thought I underwent a mysterectomy (or"Misterectomy").

by Tsadik Beaver May 11, 2006

mystery poop

After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.

I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.

by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008

mysterious manager slide

so your gettin head from some bitch, you say get ready for the mysterious manager slide. she lifts her arms as your ready to cum . shoot load in both arm pits she lays down as you rub your manager(gooch) in her armpits.

"your mom needed some deoderant, so to return the favor i gave her the mysterious manager slide."

by da -kak-aley February 11, 2005