whipping the mule

a guy jacking off ,

he is to busy "whipping the mule" to answer the phone.

by turtlesac November 24, 2016

Virgin Mule

A lovely azure blue non-alcoholic beverage of ginger beer, lime juice, dash of bitters, and raspberry syrup. Served in a clear barrel glass. Co-created in Novato, CA on 7/2/25.

Bartender! I’ll have a Virgin Mule, please.

by Duchess Mermaid July 5, 2025

mule mode

no set definition, you just know. Imagine your skinny science teacher with a bit of a stubble who drinks pale ale with slightly wavy hair. Imagine Rosie Merrimen ( a girl with wavy hair who doesn't like Charlotte anymore and looks like Anne Frank and Anne Hathaway combined). Mule mode is a way of life. Its not a complement nor is it an insult. Ghasts are mule mode, abandoned mine shafts are mule mode. If you are unsure if something is mule mode contact 07453640995

"God she's mule mode" "that's not very mule mode of you"

by christainc December 25, 2021

Yogurt mule

A person or persons who use their anal passage to transfer illegal or contraband into jail or prison. Also they can be existing inmate that transfers items form cell block or from cell to cell. They can be an inmate or a vistor.

An inmate will hide and transfer drugs by using his anal passage to contain the drugs from being found are called a yogurt mule. Often inmates are forced to spread their ass cheeks apart and searched for such items.

by malici January 5, 2011

unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation

I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule

by Darth Damo July 7, 2017

Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.

Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.

by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022

attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.

Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”

by strawberrynightcrawler April 9, 2024