Mule

Short retarded horse.

“My wiener is like a Mule.”

by HorseBorkle July 27, 2025

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

frozen mule

when a girl doesn't have a hot ass.

dave: did You see emilys arse?
craig: yeah man, I thought they were a frozen mule but I guess I thought wrong.
emily: 🔥🐴

by emlyXIX March 1, 2022

unload a mule

Release of a very large amount of semen upon ejaculation

I am so horny it feels like I will unload a mule

by Darth Damo July 7, 2017

cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018

Mule

To look at someone side eyed, not turning one’s head, able to be utilized generally, but more likely derogatorily.

She muled you as you walked past, does she not like you? Why’d you mule him like that?

by Glitterma May 5, 2020

Moscow mule

Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.

He got Moscow muled.

by Cantelope Jim April 5, 2022