Autobiography of Mistachuck

Chuck D's solo album.

If you don't know me, call me Mistachuck

by Danny Peterson February 2, 2004

mistake

When you fuck an ugly bitch then come in her pussy, so then, later, you realize the condom has broken.

mistake
Nigger: This bitch is ugly, but Ima fuck the living hell outta her anyway.
Bitch: ohhh yeahhh, yeahhhh... coming together
Nigger:... yaeaahh... yeahh... yes.. shockeduh? WTF?!

by Toronto Raptors January 30, 2008

missiah

The female god of the tea party..Sarah Palin

The Missiah of the TeaParty led her followers to the grape kool-aid.

by Prince of Wheels February 27, 2011

Mistake

Obama

Bob- i voted for Obama

Bob- damnit that was the nigger?, what a "mistake".

by Kain Rize July 2, 2009

mista Ed

a talking horse on tv

i watched mista ed on tv yesterday

by nicollette October 8, 2004

MisticSins

Ranboo lookalike

"Who is MisticSins?"
"Some gay bitch"

by Lannytastic December 3, 2022

backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies

Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*

by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010