Mississippi Corn Dog

Having aggressive anal sex with a damn fine 300lbs betty, pulling your corn-shit covered penis out of her ass and fat folds, and then whipping her in the face with it (still covered in poo) several thousand times.

Hey bro, I Mississippi Corn Dogged your mom last night!

by Slaw Dogger July 10, 2009

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

Mississippi leg hound

A dog that continually hunches one's leg.

Mister, I can't get any yard work done if you don't chain up that Mississippi leg hound.

by fillyphile May 3, 2005

Mississippi log jam

when a person takes a huge shit and stops up the toilet at the local McDonald s and the next person takes a shit in the same toilet .

bobby ran in the mcdonalds to take a shit but too his surprise he ran into a Mississippi log jam

by Mr.PonyCock October 3, 2009

Mississippi Grass Burner

When you shave off someones ball hair, stuff their mouth with the shavings, and set it ablaze.

Dude, yesterday, I gave Canon the Mississippi Grass Burner.

by retaiam January 2, 2021

Mississippi mud bug

(n; noun) a pinch of Copenhagen Wintergreen manually inserted into the anal cavity.

“Hey honey! Don’t forget to take out your Mississippi mud bug before supper!”

by Big Jaddy October 24, 2020

mississippi trout line

When you take a dump in someone's purse and then you beat them with it. You can work with a friend to double the load.

I pulled a Mississippi trout line with her Michael Kors

by Voodoo9 February 7, 2015