Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.

Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”

by Twunk102 February 15, 2024

Minnesota Handshake

When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.

Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake

by Minnesota Meat Locker December 28, 2023

Minnesota Dunkin' run

Sexual act of stacking donuts around the male reproductive organ, and allowing the partner (male or female) to eat the donuts before performing fellatio.

“Man, I had a Minnesota Dunkin’ run last night.”

“Did he take you for a Minnesota Dunkin’ run?”

“I have to pick up some gluten free donuts, for my Minnesota Dunkin' run tonight.”

by Dunkin’98 June 20, 2024

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024

Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024