miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.

Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.

by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 05, 2020

Brazilian mile

A pubic landing strip that ends at the bottom lip.

The sexiest manscaping is every inch of the Brazilian mile.

by maybeimelias March 08, 2019

Jimmy Miles

He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much

“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”

by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021

Country Mile

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.

Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”

by Martin_Stoyanov February 09, 2023

Turn Mile

To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.

If you would like to change then we can turn mile.

by Gamingbill February 04, 2023

Highway miles

When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.

She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.

by dabigcalhouna July 01, 2015