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Michigan Tech traveler 

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.
I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

michigan u turn 

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.
There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both
michigan u turn by Hymen grinder December 4, 2021

Michigan roulette 

6-10 people put $20 in a pot and you all drink a ton and whoever doesn’t get a DUI wins the pot and doesn’t have to pay the tab next time
Yeah me, jimmy and his buddy’s played Michigan roulette and Timmy went and got himself a dui
Michigan roulette by Rweish2 December 5, 2021

Michigan Fans

Annoying Obnoxious fans with false hope that this is their year and false hope that they will beat Ohio State every year.
The Michigan Fans think they are going all the way🙄
Michigan Fans by Leumas Nivel March 3, 2022

Michigan time 

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.

Michigan Cowboy 

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.