mealsturbate

To feel sexually attracted to food whilst thinking about or seeing it.

Show me your food, or tell me your plans for food, so I can mealsturbate.

by LixelPixel August 25, 2014

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Megalegdon

A giant shark with legs

Oh my gosh, that Megalegdon ate that camel!!

by elephantitisinmyfoot October 4, 2016

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Meval • meal • medal of honor • Meals on Wheels • meal ticket • medal • meal deal • Megalodon • Megalodong • Mealer

mealist

when a person excludes certain food into categories of breakfast, lunch, or dinner

"Wow, really? Are you saying I can't eat cereal for dinner and crispy chicken for breakfast? You're such a mealist!"

by selectedsheeran February 19, 2017

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meals brows

When you think your life can't get any worse... then you look at your friends eyebrows and realise.. life ain't too shabby after all 😂😂😂 #mealsbrows

Hey man my life is a mess

As bad as meals brows??

Hell no bro

by Lolo2486 August 13, 2018

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The guy who purposely puts his squad or team in danger just to earn a medal of honor because daddy never loved him, while the people around him call him a pure jackass and how he did not get court marshalled.

Person 1: God damnit! Briggs almost put us in fucking danger with that close artillery! The fuck is he doing trying to get a medal of dishonor?
Person 2: Yeah. $20 says that he's going to get court marshalled.

by Tardotheassmonkey January 28, 2019

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