Maggie

a bitch

Bro stop being such a Maggie.

by bargerynicole May 16, 2019

megpie

the hair in located in a males excrement that originated from female vaginal hair.

"Dude, after I ate this chick out I went to Taco Bell, went home, and dropped a huge megpie."

by epicfail1234 March 25, 2009

Maggie

A girl who can be sweet and nice when she wants but is always a PIG! She stacks pieces of cake on top of each other and swallows it whole, without chewing! She wants everything her way but in her heart there is a little bit of niceness for others.

"Did you see her take all those cookies? Ugh she's such a Maggie!"

Person: Why don't we color this in purple?
Maggie: NO! I WANT IT PINK OK!!!! MAKE IT PINK!!!!!!!
Person in mind: Ugh, she's such a maggie, her name fits perfectly!

by Person_123 April 4, 2011

Maggie

If you ever run into a young teenage Maggie, RUN. The only thing you will get out of this creature is drama. The young teenage Maggie is a popularity seeking leach. Whoever she needs to put down or humiliate to become popular she will take the chance to do so quicker than you can snap your finger. She will betray any person who tried to be nice or accepting of her just so she may have a shot at being "popular". The Maggie can be found starting drama around the halls of SMS. If you ever have the horrid encounter of this beast throw a mixture of reality, truth, and unpopularity to melt this Maggie creature to the ground.

Shane: "Guys I think Maggie is coming"

Chuck: RUN BITCHES!!!!! D:

by pseudonymwillhideus. June 24, 2012

Maggie

A chef of some sort, usually from Scotland. She is creative, inventive, a little bit crazy and always looking for new recipes.

She is also the creator of Maggie noodles that can be found at any convenience store near you. Her famous recipes include fried onion & cockroach, traditional fart, prawn poo and kangaroo penis noodles.

Hey I'm about to crack open a packet of Maggie's pubic hair noodles, you want some

by Chris173524 January 24, 2011

Megging

To hump. Or to thurst forwards onto an object/person.

Girl #1: Hi! I megged with Josh last night! He's so good at megging!
Girl #2: Thats great, me and Jarred meg all the time now!

by CornyUnicorn August 23, 2009

Maggie

She is a cold hearted bitch. She steals your man and is a slut. Full name Magdalena. Stay the fuck away from her. She most likely has an STD. No matter how nice you are to her she will distroy your life, boy or girl. She is also I lier

Me and this guy are in love.
She asks him out and got what she wanted.
I call her a bitch!
She is rude and cruel.
If you ask one of her ex boyfriends they would say Maggie is a cold hearted bitch!

by Daegan Gray. Hi Maggie March 30, 2017