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Maya

A gorgeous, smart, and funny girl who can always make people around her laugh. Her hair is usually blonde or brown with some sort of quirk to it and her eyes are never just brown or black. Although she has her fair share of skin problems, she deals with it covers it up and looks like she has the clearest skin ever. She always makes funny jokes around other people to make them laugh, and she loves helping people out like giving answers to homework and classwork. Shes either abnormally tall or short, and no Maya you will ever meet will look the same. When guys see Maya, they immediately notice her beauty and come up to ask her for her number. She only has eyes for one guy though. Although she gains feelings very easily, she loses them easily too if they do something that she dislikes. If one guy sticks with her for a long enough time she will think about him night and day and cry about him in the shower while listening to sad music playlists on spotify.
Girl: Who is that girl? I love her style! I want to be friends with her.
Guy: That's Maya! She's so hot and sexy, dude. She always makes me laugh.
by ec0system January 11, 2022
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Maya Kowalska

Maya Kowalska is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. She is such an outdoorsy person and you just think of nature when you see her. She’s good at every sport and she navigates her life with the mindset of not caring what others think. She’s so beautiful and one of the best friends you could ever have. Any man would be lucky to be with her and she has the prettiest blue eyes.
Maya Kowalska said hi to me yesterday.
by aceofhearts_ July 20, 2024
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chucking a maya

Joeys boy- i got with maya yesterday?
HC boy- yeah same lol must be chucking a maya
by matildaallen November 13, 2017
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Maya

Random person: Who is that witch over there?

Gavin: That is Maya, who is, in fact, a witch.
by Not_Gavin_at_all April 17, 2023
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Maya buttreeks

The dumb fuckin prank call that Bart made to Moe's Tavern
"Hey, um... I'm lookin for Maya Buttreeks!"
by tak dayte patsanam April 9, 2023
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Maya

Maya is a walking devil.
She is a straight, privileged white girl bitch and any time you see her, you get the sudden urge to throw up.
Ron: What a nice day it is tod-
Maya: *Walks by*
Ron: *Gags* I suddenly want to punch something. Really hard.
by tsu pon November 22, 2021
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Maya Baruch

Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
LETS GIVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE TO MAYA BARUCH!
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021
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