Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020

Max

Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..

That kid is such a max

by Evenett jones September 16, 2016

Max

Max is so awesome. He likes BOYS and GIRLS and ANIME WOLF BOYS! Did i mention he’s so hot and funny?!?!?!

Guy 1: Is that Max?

Guy 2: WOAH! I thought that was a god for a second!!!!

or

Max: I WANT ANIME boobs! (or peepee) (i don’t mind)

by kooptitz October 10, 2020

Max

A name usually given to a pet dog, usually a black Labrador Retriever

Good boy, Max, good boy. Go get it!

by croquemadame October 5, 2016

Maxing

When a retarded kid poops his pants at work

"Oh Geez, that kid is maxing himself like crazy!"

by ASDFRRRRRR March 22, 2009

Max

A little hoe ass piece of shit that no one fucking cares about he can suck his own little disgusting chode and plz tell him to buy some proactive,kisses 💋

"Max is a dumb ass piece of shit I can't believe your friends with him"

by Bossassbitch876 July 25, 2016

Max

big ass

Wow you definitely are a max!

by Bossandswag March 28, 2015