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Hot Maria

This is a sexual term defining the act of a woman, while menstruating, squatting over top of someone and urinating on their chest

*it is important that there be no contact between the bodies

**the person being urinated on may masturbate
Uncle Sid politely asked his new girlfriend to provide him with the service of a Hot Maria.
by Chaz the Spazzzzz March 11, 2009
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clara maria

Most Claras use cute nicknames such as Clare, Clary, Clari or maybe just Clara. They are beautiful, the greatest ladies ever. Someone who knows exactly her best friend feelings. She isn't so romatic and can't get a boyfriend easily, but when a Clara fall in love, she can't stop loving. Her best friend is like her soul sister and likes an amazing guy with a cool personality, but he will do like if he don't care about her.
Can make friends easily and most of Clara's have a big family with more than five member in. She will fall in love with someone brunette green-eyed tall and a nice man. Claras can sing beautiful but never will show her talent. She and her best friend soon will become hommies. Claras are gorgeous and pretty-nice ladies.
Mike: Look Clara (Clara Maria) I'm totally in love with her.
Stephan: I like her too, but her best friend is hottest.
by Brian Haymitch November 25, 2013
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Emma-Maria

A girl who is extremely intelligent and independent. She doesn’t need anyone to help her along life. Don’t get in her way, she’ll rip you to shreds. This girl is usually either a Taurus or Gemini. She’s got men CHASING after her. She has a small group of friends because there are very few she deems worthy of her trust. If your in that group, you’re pretty lucky
Emma-Maria is a QUEEN
by Pseudonymous Bytch January 26, 2019
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Maria

She is an awesome mom, cuz she my mom, and she always making jokes to make everyone feel better. However, unlike the other definitions, I don’t think my mom is a big flirt at all, or someone who seduces every man who looks at her.....
Maria is my mommy! I love her sooooo much, she always makes me laugh!
by nadyyyyyyyyyyy April 29, 2019
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Maria

A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,
Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!
by MecheteQueen June 6, 2019
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Maria Eduarda

The girl with the green eyes
that contagious, perfect smile, and the tan in day, besides being beautiful on the outside is also on the inside, his strong personality makes “Duda” even stronger.

Get everyone's laugh, lively, friendly are great words to describe them

Who knew that with its 1.50 in height it can harbor so much love like that
You know Maria Eduarda, she is perfect
by pordosol February 1, 2020
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maria flexible

not being attracted to women but weirdly being attracted to maria marcolini
She thinks marias hot

Yeah, she’s maria flexible
by bigdog11 July 6, 2020
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