Having aggressive anal sex with a damn fine 300lbs betty, pulling your corn-shit covered penis out of her ass and fat folds, and then whipping her in the face with it (still covered in poo) several thousand times.
by Slaw Dogger July 10, 2009
Get the Mississippi Corn Dogmug. When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.
The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.
by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009
Get the Mississippi Ceiling Danglermug. by fillyphile May 3, 2005
Get the Mississippi leg houndmug. when a person takes a huge shit and stops up the toilet at the local McDonald s and the next person takes a shit in the same toilet .
by Mr.PonyCock October 3, 2009
Get the Mississippi log jammug. Drop a sweet loaf onto your partner's back or chest. The bigger the better, but it's gotta be clean and in one piece. If you want, you can use a toothpick to make it look like a steamboat, and then you can attach a flag to the toothpick and fly it on loaf. For some reason, I like the hammer and sickel, but you can put whatever you want on it.
Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.
ENJOY!
Then, sit on your partner's face and urinate towards the steamboat. This will mimic the action of an Ol' Mississippi Steamboat.
ENJOY!
by Sam Wayne May 10, 2007
Get the Ol' Mississippi Steamboatmug. When you take a dump in someone's purse and then you beat them with it. You can work with a friend to double the load.
by Voodoo9 February 7, 2015
Get the mississippi trout linemug. A poker technique commonly employed by poker players at Casinos in Biloxi, Philadelphia, and New Orleans. In order for a bluff to be considered a Mississippi River bluff, the following criterion must be satisfied:
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
1) The player is playing Texas Hold 'Em or a similar game,
2) the player open shoves fifth street, and
3) the player is playing the board.
by zeesubalpha April 26, 2011
Get the Mississippi River Bluffmug.