Mike Jones 

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Mike Jones by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

Mike Orlando  

Semi popular at push play concerts. An extremely nice and handsome individual. He is defiantly well liked by everyone!

Mike Orlando

Mike Orlando by 123654785 June 19, 2008

Mike Webber 

A name given to the best bar managers in the world.

"Have you checked out the Stadium bar yet?"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"

Mike Webber by God4bid December 17, 2011

Mike McRibbed 

Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.

Joe who were those guys I drove home last weekend?They Mike McRibbed me!

Mike McRibbed by Smillyman4 October 23, 2018

Mike 

A Mike is an amazing being! He has a heart of gold and whilst he says he is not romantic, a Mike is really one of the most thoughtful, kind and romantic people you’ll ever meet. He manages your crazy and makes you feel special and loved every day. He will make you laugh more than anyone and is very silly. His sense of humour is only let down by his love of Tim Vine. He can seem quiet and shy to others sometimes but around those he loves he is the centre of their world and his awesomeness shines brightly. I love every minute I spend with Mike and only wish I had had a Mike to share my life with sooner. He will make you the happiest you have ever been and bring love, laughter, sexiness, adventure, warmth, brilliance, some interesting smells and an awful lot of gravy to your life. I am excited to see what the future has in store with a Mike at my side and hope he will always be there!

Me: I love you, I love you, I love you!!!

Mike: Spaz

Mike by AmieLP79 February 14, 2019

Mike Haggar 

The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.

Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.

Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.

Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.

Haggar piledrives sharks every day.

Mike Haggar by AngelMekk February 28, 2020

Mike Mulderrig 

A bisexual legend who was part of the reality show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. He covers himself in food on his YouTube channel, MikeMGTV, which he now does because of the bread incident on Lindsay Lohan.

Is Mike Mulderrig cancelling Lindsay Lohan again?

Mike Mulderrig by Mjolvera February 3, 2021