Microwave

Out of space life form with a small one eyed willy

That Microwave is a hoe

by Microhello guy November 12, 2021

Unplug the microwave

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Microwave

Term used to describe the radiation from 5g Towers.

They built a new 5g tower in my neighborhood, it's a microwave.

by Z0dia December 4, 2022

microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!

A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

sassy microwave

When you fart in a woman's mouth

I gave Sheila a sassy microwave this morning. It covered up her morning breath.

by Rip van walker March 8, 2022