by moistleftpinkytOe December 15, 2019
Get the microwavemug. The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
by cessc May 6, 2019
Get the microwave popcorn datemug. When a person looks like they've been slathered in oil, wrapped in 20 layers of clingfilm, and put in the microwave for a good 15 minutes or so. Used when a person has an unnecessary amount of makeup on, or just has an uncomfortably slicked-back hairdo. Double points if they have both.
by BobertRobert7 May 3, 2023
Get the Microwavedmug. 
This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up
Imma cook a cat in a microwave
by KraginMxr June 8, 2020
Get the Microwavemug. Used to heat up or reheat your meals like pizza. Using a wave from called microwaves it likes to shake the water molecules around to heat up the food/beverage very hastily. Once tried cooking a cookie in the microwave for 2 minutes. It was cold and sounded reasonable. I soon found out I was VERY wrong and was left with something that resembles something of ash.
Open the microwave by gripping the handle and tugging. Place beverage (item) and select the amount of time to cook for. You can also set a timer by selecting "timer" and typing in the time.
by Emmennater May 30, 2019
Get the Microwavemug. Disappointment to the Earth they are soggy as fuck and if you make nuggets like this you are a fuckin psycho
by NuggiePro February 8, 2022
Get the microwave nuggetsmug.