"I wish I had a real life, but I don't. I'll just go online and type new words into urban dictionary."
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
Get the fucking losermug. Jack: Wow, have you seen Ed recently? He's got serious loser apathy since Adele.
Jill: Yea, always happens.
Jill: Yea, always happens.
by Ed A November 16, 2006
Get the loser apathymug. That feeling of "highness" one gets from being a loser, losing, failing to succeed (whatever your definition of success may be). Loser high probably comes from a lack of self-esteem, middle-class apathy, perfectionism, self-pity, or some combination of that.
-emo people, probably all of them. they get "high" off of being losers, which would usually make someone feel "low"
-losing at video games, like when you go nuts in gta just to 'cause destruction and get beat by the cops.
person 1: "Hey hey, why'd you ruin my game of San Andreas?!"
person A:"I like losing and getting that loser high."
-losing at video games, like when you go nuts in gta just to 'cause destruction and get beat by the cops.
person 1: "Hey hey, why'd you ruin my game of San Andreas?!"
person A:"I like losing and getting that loser high."
by the rich July 29, 2006
Get the loser highmug. Being a bald loser is more than being bald.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 1, 2021
Get the Bald Losermug. 
1.(n.) a loser that is so large could be considered a beast.2.(v) to make loser signs on the side of ones head and drag your foot on the floor like a bull.
1When Cori broke up with Jackson he was being such a loser beast.2 when paige passed Trevor in the hall she loser beasted him.
by rence February 16, 2008
Get the loser beastmug. by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
Get the loser cruisermug.