"I wish I had a real life, but I don't. I'll just go online and type new words into urban dictionary."
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
Get the fucking losermug. Jack: Wow, have you seen Ed recently? He's got serious loser apathy since Adele.
Jill: Yea, always happens.
Jill: Yea, always happens.
by Ed A November 16, 2006
Get the loser apathymug. That feeling of "highness" one gets from being a loser, losing, failing to succeed (whatever your definition of success may be). Loser high probably comes from a lack of self-esteem, middle-class apathy, perfectionism, self-pity, or some combination of that.
-emo people, probably all of them. they get "high" off of being losers, which would usually make someone feel "low"
-losing at video games, like when you go nuts in gta just to 'cause destruction and get beat by the cops.
person 1: "Hey hey, why'd you ruin my game of San Andreas?!"
person A:"I like losing and getting that loser high."
-losing at video games, like when you go nuts in gta just to 'cause destruction and get beat by the cops.
person 1: "Hey hey, why'd you ruin my game of San Andreas?!"
person A:"I like losing and getting that loser high."
by the rich July 29, 2006
Get the loser highmug. 
1.(n.) a loser that is so large could be considered a beast.2.(v) to make loser signs on the side of ones head and drag your foot on the floor like a bull.
1When Cori broke up with Jackson he was being such a loser beast.2 when paige passed Trevor in the hall she loser beasted him.
by rence February 16, 2008
Get the loser beastmug. Being a bald loser is more than being bald.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 1, 2021
Get the Bald Losermug. by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
Get the loser cruisermug.