fucking loser

Pussies that find their identity by typing definitions in this site.
"I wish I had a real life, but I don't. I'll just go online and type new words into urban dictionary."
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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loser apathy

To start not caring about anything due to faliure in a certain area of your life:
Jack: Wow, have you seen Ed recently? He's got serious loser apathy since Adele.

Jill: Yea, always happens.
by Ed A October 12, 2004
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loser high

That feeling of "highness" one gets from being a loser, losing, failing to succeed (whatever your definition of success may be). Loser high probably comes from a lack of self-esteem, middle-class apathy, perfectionism, self-pity, or some combination of that.
-emo people, probably all of them. they get "high" off of being losers, which would usually make someone feel "low"

-losing at video games, like when you go nuts in gta just to 'cause destruction and get beat by the cops.
person 1: "Hey hey, why'd you ruin my game of San Andreas?!"
person A:"I like losing and getting that loser high."
by the rich July 30, 2006
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loser beast

1.(n.) a loser that is so large could be considered a beast.2.(v) to make loser signs on the side of ones head and drag your foot on the floor like a bull.
1When Cori broke up with Jackson he was being such a loser beast.2 when paige passed Trevor in the hall she loser beasted him.
by rence February 17, 2008
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Bald Loser

Being a bald loser is more than being bald.

A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?

BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .

BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?

NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?

BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?

2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.

NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..

BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!

NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
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loser cruiser

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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