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Ligma mail

A male who is the opposite of sigma
My physics teacher is such a ligma mail.
by chai06.vijay February 19, 2023
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Ligma

Ligma is deadly a disease.
the doctors are currently searching for cure.
Boy: "Ninja got ligma!"
Girl: "Whats ligma?"
Boy: "Ligma balls bitch!"
by Hot_Cum_Shot November 22, 2018
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Ligma

Oh he has ligma, what ligma balls
by Yamum101010101 April 5, 2019
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Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn
by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018
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Ligma

69 families die of ligma each year. The LigmaResearch team has raised over 220,000 money.
it's a rare disease that has made common over the past 20 years.

Research show that Ligma is the mini black death.
ligma
by Pandagon October 15, 2019
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LIGMA

LIGMA
Joe: Hey I’m so sad my dad died of ligma yesterday
Peter: What’s ligma?
Joe: LIGMA BALLS

Peter: Faints while the bunny starts to eat carrots but is actually his dick
by sussybakaurdadleftforurmomsmil November 6, 2022
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ligma#9831

hot and secxy very good at spelling and sexcuy
Omg do you know that funny girl ligma#9831?

Oh her? Yeah she's so funny and sexcy
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