by chai06.vijay February 19, 2023
Get the Ligma mailmug. by Hot_Cum_Shot November 22, 2018
Get the Ligmamug. A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn
by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018
Get the Ligmamug. 69 families die of ligma each year. The LigmaResearch team has raised over 220,000 money.
it's a rare disease that has made common over the past 20 years.
Research show that Ligma is the mini black death.
it's a rare disease that has made common over the past 20 years.
Research show that Ligma is the mini black death.
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by Pandagon October 15, 2019
Get the Ligmamug. LIGMA
Joe: Hey I’m so sad my dad died of ligma yesterday
Peter: What’s ligma?
Joe: LIGMA BALLS
Peter: Faints while the bunny starts to eat carrots but is actually his dick
Peter: What’s ligma?
Joe: LIGMA BALLS
Peter: Faints while the bunny starts to eat carrots but is actually his dick
by sussybakaurdadleftforurmomsmil November 6, 2022
Get the LIGMAmug. by eiroghoeirhgoerh12333333333333 July 6, 2021
Get the ligma#9831mug. 