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leaning to von dutch

dressing your lil'johnson in a mini tuxedo and putting on a play for your gay neighbour, who just happens to be from the Netherlands
i may lean a bit von dutch, for my friendly neighbour patrick
by Toon November 5, 2003
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Landing the Plane

When a woman performs oral sex on a man with a cock in each hand, and lowers her head as she pulls back on each cock, mimicking the movements of someone guiding a plane into a landing
Me and Josh and Tito went over to this chicks house and this bitch was so horny she was landing the plane with all three of our dicks.
by blackrosemoth July 7, 2010
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moon landing

(Note: I want to add an example to a definition that I submitted and that's already been published, but I don't know how to do that. Below is the original entry with the new example.)

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.
After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

"That's one small step for man, one giant dick in the ass!" (new example)
by sprtkus March 6, 2011
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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.
guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.
by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 21, 2010
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Leaning right

Tending or beginning to leave a life of crime or drugs; wanting and ready to go straight.

It is the opposite of "breaking bad"
Hey, I would ask him to score some, but he's leaning right.

He's leaning right, so don't mention this car is stolen!
by ZosoSaint May 1, 2012
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Loarding

Barry was loarding on Rachel.
by XoXo007 September 1, 2013
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Rockstar Landing

The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.
Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!
by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005
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