Lamp

Something that you throw at your snoring husband.

*husband snoring in his sleep*

*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up

by Yourmom05 October 1, 2022

Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people

I love lamp, y’all some lamps

by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021

Brazilian Lamp Shade

When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.

Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

LAMP

laugh(ing) at my phone

that made me lamp lowkey

by asa1476 July 5, 2025

Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018

Castlederg Salt Lamp

When you fill a girl’s mouth with pop rocks and receive a blow job from her

I got a Castlederg Salt Lamp yesterday it was great

by jaffa67 October 4, 2025

Lamp

A device using electricity,oil or gas to give light

We have a beautiful lamp at home .

by IDK, February 21, 2017