Eat your keyboard

A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot

Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry

by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021

keyboard cowboy

A somewhat lame but funny term uses to define hackers. Made popular by the movie Hackers.

?f$Q (not a real person that I am aware of) is a real uber 31337 haZXoR.


lame...

by HybridStrom June 25, 2004

keyboard chemistry

The chemistry that comes from online datine.

"I have to say that I am feeling some great keyboard chemistry..."

by Josh Ginoza February 6, 2009

Keyboard Dyslexia

Keyboard Dyslexia is an excuse for numerous spelling errors and random letters within words, usually in a word document.

keyboard dyslexia isd a excuse for numerouse speeling errorsd and rendom leyters within words, usually in a word documentr.

by corbane November 10, 2010

KEYBOARD

A bitches everybody is able to put their hands on and she doesnt really care.

Person 1: That bitch is a keyboard, a grabbed her ass and she didnt say shit.
Person 2: Damn, really? wait a minute, a check out her back space.

by Toronto Raptors January 27, 2008

keyboard

a device used for masturbation clitoris

oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!

by BGandAN September 23, 2005

membrane keyboard

A membrane keyboard is a horrible keyboard 8 year olds use because they think it’s good because it has rgb. It is not they suck they are the worst things to ever exist. If you have a membrane keyboard and like it I am going to assume you play fortnite and enjoy it.

I have a membrane keyboard! No one loves you.

by C8 TM March 11, 2021