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keith

little keith fell of a horse yet she slays
by wowzer111 June 14, 2022
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Keithed

When all of your friends go drinking while you are working, and they send selfies.
I've been Keithed!
by 233343444 November 15, 2021
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scuba keith

A conceded Scuba Diver who may or may not have a rivalry with Scuba Austin.
Who is these people?
by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004
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Keith

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil

They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults

They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily

One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head

If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM

#CANCELKEITH
Me:Hey check out what Keith posted.
Max: Oh my god he did not-
Me: that whore never stops does he..
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
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Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023
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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
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