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San Jose

what is called san jose is really just the south bay area also including sunnyvale santa clara cupertino campbell los gatos milpitas etcetera. its very diverse and ive never lived anywhere else but yeah i guess there is alot of crime. under rated next to s.f. and WAY TOO MANY COPS!if you live here your either a computer geek or a gangbanger or the product of one of them. its a shitty place to visit and a crazy place to live...big meth boom
bad traffic, santana row, campbell borders san jo and its drug bust quotais one of the highest in the stae so they get $$$ for hella undercover shit. no white people whatsoever makes racial tension, more ghetto than it looks
by whitetrashoodratbabygirl July 16, 2008
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Wholly Jose

a tortilla shell (soft taco shell) that you put on your crotch after a good workout then you slide it up to your chest. then you put it in someone's face.
right after a good workout where i was very sweaty i gave my brother a wholly Jose in his face
by the man-bear June 26, 2010
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Elsio Jose

A fat lard faced poser who calls deadmau5 deadmouse 5.
A failure.
Hunder Pounder.
Chode.
Stop being a Elsio Jose.
by UberPengu November 6, 2011
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Jose Baez

A Kick ass lawyer who defended Casey Anthony after she was accused of allegedly killed her daughter. Hes well known for being a awesome ass defense lawyer because he had the balls to defend her, and take on a crappy prosecution while poking a hole in every theory they presented. FUCKING SUPERMAN!
Jim: you know that attorney who defended Casey Anthony?

Bob:Yea!, Damn Jose Baez is so Fucking amazing, if i ever kill anyone im calling him at the scene!
by **rainboww** July 7, 2011
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jose aldo

A little bitch that got knocked out by "The Notourious"CONOR MCGREGOR
(Andrew ate a burger in 13 seconds )
George :WOW you just jose aldoed that burger
by 420 swagmaster August 9, 2016
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san jose

the city in the bay area which killed the south bay music scene because of faggots who insist on starting shit at every south bay venue
san jose kids think hardcore is about proving who can injure the most non-san jose in the pit
by fuck san jose January 12, 2008
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Pulling a jose

Never joining the party after a plethora of invites
"if this nigga don't join the fucking party.". "Fr though he pulling a jose."
by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018
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