John

An asshole that doesn't have time for his girl and is a huge pervert that makes every joke into something sexual. Someone you don't want to be around, just only kick his dick that is as small as a rice krispie.

"Oh no, a John is coming this way!"

by Milkshake Mindy August 30, 2013

John

a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.

I never wan't a john

by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012

John

The toilet

I have to go to the john

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat November 30, 2016

John

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

by briley December 24, 2016

John

A dumb person. The funniest person alive

John is so funny

by MyBestFriendAlex June 25, 2019

John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.

My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!

by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019

John

John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵

John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring

by Joselyn f November 7, 2019