Jens

An athletic young man who likes to go out with his friends and loves his girlfriend a lot! He's incredibly funny and hot. His arms are muscular and unforgettable. He's a great listener and cares a lot. Jens is the type of boy that will win you over with his goofy attitude and silly jokes but on the other hand, his soft shy side will make you stay. Get yourself a Jens before it's too late!!
A: Are you still single?

B: Yes, boys suck!

A: You should get yourself a Jens. They never dissapoint.
by Ami333 September 20, 2022
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Jens

A friendly guy, not very outgoing. If you get the change to get to know him well you are a very lucky person! They have the biggest hearts and the best butts.
"Have you met my friend Jens?"
- "Yes he is so kind!"
by M1258 November 22, 2021
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Jens

A little god allso known as a sexy beast

A Jens is a frequent masturbater
I felt like a Jens after masturbating 10 times Yesterday
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Jens

A man so old people think he is retired 50 years ago. Makes more money than most people, but haven't used any of them
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.
Oh my fucking god, is that Jens walking over there??? I thought it was a dinosaur
by Old daddy May 13, 2017
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Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
by Seacret admirer June 27, 2019
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Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
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Will kick anyone named “Elijah” or “Eli”’s ass.
Word on the street is Jen is gonna kick Eli’s ass???
by eliasskicker95 November 23, 2021
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