Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009

Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)

Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*

by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021

conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.

person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...

by James AC August 30, 2006

ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013

Gillette Jump

The New England Patriots equivalent to the Lambeau Leap
Named after the stadium that the Pats play at

After Welker scored his 2nd touch down, he went over to the crowd and did a Gillette Jump.

by BOSOX2007 January 22, 2012

high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.

Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!

by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013