Josh

My boyfriend.

me: i love you, josh.
josh: whoa, i love you too!

by kxlolxi September 11, 2020

Josh

Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad

Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni

by Yes lad ur a sick kid September 13, 2020

Josh

Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad

Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni

by Yes lad ur a sick kid September 13, 2020

Josh

A person who needs to be reminded to drink water. Also shares conservative content to close friends but is openly liberal.

Oh... Father Josh... Please sip-eth this holy water

by SSLC Topper October 31, 2020

Josh

Josh is a rude person, he always preaches about mental health but bullies people the next day. Josh’ always break people’s hearts. Josh thinks he’s really handsome but in reality he’s disgusting

Ugh look not josh again

by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020

Josh

A common name for a cat that loves everything and licks other cat

Your cat is such a josh. It jumped on me and kept kissing me.

by John cenar April 16, 2017

Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017