A tall, kind, insanely rich, and muscular playboy who was shy at first between 1-12 years old although at 14 he became a different person. A John generally is a playboy although his ways changes when he meets the one girl who has found the key to his heart and he will forever love her and give her live a lavish lifestyle similar to that of a Royal Princess.
by Kenny Rothman August 5, 2019
Get the Johnmug. john is the guy who gets the most bitches, and he stole your hoe while you were reading this definition, don’t bother trying to be him, he’s too sexy for you
by jayyyt15 January 29, 2019
Get the johnmug. An asshole that doesn't have time for his girl and is a huge pervert that makes every joke into something sexual. Someone you don't want to be around, just only kick his dick that is as small as a rice krispie.
by Milkshake Mindy August 30, 2013
Get the Johnmug. a fat ass who eats, and drinks beer and likes to sit down all day! He will eat you if you don't be carefull.
by what the hell person!! October 14, 2012
Get the Johnmug. a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.
John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."
by Krkič February 4, 2020
Get the Johnmug. by lilicee June 3, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 