macaroni painting

An act of sticking pieces of macaroni pasta to a person using your seamen as glue.
After I busted all over her I gave her a nice macaroni painting
by beyond me January 25, 2011
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paint up

male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)
eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.

after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!

jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
by michael foolsley May 20, 2012
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Man Paint

"Hi there beautiful. What do you say I give you a hot coating of man paint?"
by beardedragon June 02, 2009
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taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.
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paint the fence

when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock
"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."
by monicaC May 19, 2007
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Paint It, Black

An awesome song by The Rolling Stones.

Unfortunately, it was put on Guitar Hero 3, and now a whole bunch of idiots are running around in Rolling Stones T's calling themselves fans because of one song.
Person 1: OMGzzz! i LIKE l0v3 PAINT IT BLACK by The Rolling Stones! its SO EMO!!!!!!one Teyre mah fav band EVAR!!!!!!!1
Person 2: Is Paint It, Black the only song you know by them?
Person 1: Uv CORSE not! i also knw... um...
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: um,,,
Person 2: Exactly.
by Lucio Soph September 10, 2010
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spray paint

Hey Buddy, I'm gonna be spray painting in the bathroom. You might wanna stay outta there for a while.
by myk4bz October 20, 2006
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