by FredFlintstoned January 16, 2019
In Chateauguay, the town where white people think they're black and black people think they live in the ghetto, the ONE english high school contains bisexual emos that drink every friday, get high every sunday and have sex every tuesday at 8 pm. The only reason they go to school is for cigarettes and pot. They hang outside the school but never atcually go in. Security guards range from a stuck up bitch to a super cool, super chill native guy. I'd write something about the residing preppy bitches but they're the same everywhere.
Howard S Billings High School: Bisexual emo kid: What you doing friday?
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.
by Shel.B January 14, 2010
chav heaven, provided you love god. Based in stafford.
girls here are slags, boys here are weebs or console peasants/PC elitists
girls here are slags, boys here are weebs or console peasants/PC elitists
guy 1: Hello
bwh student: u wot m8 ill shank ur nan
guy 1: Blessos?
bwh student: ye i went blessed william howard high school
bwh student: u wot m8 ill shank ur nan
guy 1: Blessos?
bwh student: ye i went blessed william howard high school
by ImxMQGaming January 17, 2018
by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020
The Howard Frankland bridge spans Old Tampa Bay between the cities of Tampa and St Petersburg Florida along I-275. It was first designed in the late 1950s by Russian engineers through a Soviet-American engineer exchange program which also saw the development of the St Petersburg Russia metro system by American engineers.
It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.
Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
It was immediately apparent however that the Soviet engineers did not understand the concept of traffic, or of automobiles in general as it was immediately snarled by poorly designed intersections and safety features which although advanced for the USSR were at least 50 years behind western standards at that time.
Out of shame most of the engineers working on the design of the bridge were sent to the gulags and the head engineer was tried and summarily shot. For this action the mayors of both St Petersburg and Tampa sent thank you letters to Russian officials, but this Soviet justice did little to alleviate the suffering of Bay Area residents which continues unabated to this day. Traffic continues to flow inefficiently leading into Tampa as the road narrows from 4 northbound lanes down to two as it passes the Westshore intersection also known as soul crushing alley.
There have been plans throughout the bridges history to alleviate the congestion through a complete redesign, but adhering to its policy of not doing anything useful ever, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) is not taking action either now or in the immediate future.
by Badger1848 May 03, 2018
by xavienhoward25 March 24, 2022
An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017