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Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
by Crsp November 26, 2021
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Honk

Honk is an online language for odd memer peeps who enjoy Untitled Goose Game in a weird way. The language is used as below:
Tom: honks in I LOVE YOU!
Brime: honks in what the fuck-
by CheckeredHousePlant August 2, 2020
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Honking of 1812

An event that took place on 18/12, or December eighteenth for some, and happened in the year 1996. It was between two of the greatest army forces, the US military, and the geese. Both sides lost exactly 1,812 soldiers before the US were told that a goose has traveled into their ranks up and up, and could kill the military instantly. Naturally, the US retreated and asked the battle to not be recounted at all. To this da, we still don't know who exactly that sneaky goose is.
Have you heard about the honking of 1812? It was really awesome, right?
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Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.
I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work
by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022
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Hanky Honks

If you say Hanky Honks will have an orgie
by hanky honks May 23, 2021
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HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense
Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!
by mkelso June 28, 2022
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rectul honk

A fart. Expulsion of a loud and proud burst of wind from ones backside
Wow, that was a nasty ass rectul honk dude!
by Eeeny mo August 24, 2017
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