Did you do the government homework?

A question asked during an awkward moment

After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.

by Zak Zippert March 18, 2010

Homework

Something I, and by extension, many people around the world with better shit to do (like get shitfaced, watch TV, or masturbate) than crap given to them by someone else to take up their own free time don't ever do.

Homework: Pg. 359, Questions 2-51 in COMPLETE SENTENCES and TYPED (just 'cause my rag's hitting me today).

by Baelrog January 27, 2009

Homework

Teachers way to kick the shit out of you when they cant do it literally. "Here, ill give you 5 hours of homework even though you already worked your ass off for 7 hours".

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang tonight finally?
Person 2: No, i cant i have FUCKING HOMEWORK

by yea im not doing this shit January 7, 2011

homeworks

shortened form of "homework assignments"

Okay class, please pass forward your homeworks.

by Yea Yum May 13, 2005

tons of homework

Large amounts of homework given by teachers who hate, dislike, or just like to grade papers (WEIRDOS!). Usually gets thrown away right after the grade has been recorded.

My evil English teacher gave me tons of homework.

My stupid Algebra II teacher gave me tons of homework.

Combined between my evil English teacher and stupid Algerbra II teacher, I have tons of homework!

by Samantha Colby April 15, 2008

homework

N. A fun way to spend the rest of your day (At least for the people who don't have any, and laugh at you because you do).

People who will laugh because you have homework:Your Friends, your teachers, and your mom.

by They never gave me a name..... December 14, 2008

homework

A form of written or study activity that is to be done afterschool but usually leads to distraction by posting slang at UrbanDictionary.com

Also, the only thing that will lead to success in your life and will prevent your dropping out of school and working as a frycook at McDonald's until you're 85.

Do tonight's homework tonight!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002