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Adolf Hitler

A guy that was born in 1889 and spoke very powerfully during his speeches as a politician in Germany. Sadly, due to his rival, Joseph Stalin, who was also a good politician, he died.

People misunderstand him, he asked for a glass of juice from his general, Hans, who had ear surgery at the time. As a result, Hans heard "Gas zhe Jewz", he was simply misunderstood.
Guy 1: "Adolf Hitler sucks!"

Guy 2: "Adolf Hitler helped us! What do you mean!?"

Guy 1: "He did terrible things!"

Guy 2: "No, that was Hans."
by ahahsuahahsha August 15, 2023
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hitler the goat

Savior of our world
Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one
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Psyche Hitler

A sporadic and mighty silly way of psyching people out, first seen in the 1990 film "Captain America" but given a name by the Nostalgia Critic in 2009.
To perform the move, you go to do a normal, mundane gesture such as a handshake or a speech, then suddenly whip out a gun, shout "HEIL HITLER!" as over-the-top as you can, and blast the shit out of everybody.
"Jimmy, now that you're officially a man, let us celebrate with this most sacred of Jewish tradi—HEIL HITLER!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
-Nostalgia Critic pulling a Psyche Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah
by MyRealNameemaNlaeRyM October 21, 2009
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Smelly Hitler

1.The process of inserting your finger inside your anus and smear the crap on anothers face while they are sleeping.
1."What is that smell?" (he walks outside to see if it smells better out there). "No.. I still smell it!". "Haha, I just gave you a smelly hitler!".
by Tom Lavery August 4, 2003
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Hitler

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Person one: Hey, have you heard about hitler?
Person two: oh you mean that bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home homophobes flip phone disowned icecream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally stupid seen silver patrone head ass German that killed a bunch of people?
Person one : ... yeah..
by 69suck69my69balls69 November 30, 2020
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Hitler

The nickname for a 14 year old boy who wears a peacoat
"Walks up to boy in peacoat-'Heil Hitler'."
by Hubbsy April 21, 2018
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Hitler

Some German bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home homophobes flip phone disowned icecream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally stupid seen silver patrone head ass that was salty and killed a bunch of people
Person one: Hey, have you heard about hitler?
Person two: oh you mean that bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home homophobes flip phone disowned icecream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally stupid seen silver patrone head ass German that killed a bunch of people?
Person one : ... yeah..
by 69suck69my69balls69 November 30, 2020
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