hiding jock

To hide something (usually drugs) under your balls, in your crack or up your ass.

Homie had drugs hiding jock.

by Olejb January 30, 2016

slut in hiding

A girl who claims not to be a slut, but everyone already knows she is one anyways.

Guy - "I think I like Betty"
Girl - "You would, she's a slut in hiding"
Guy - "OH YEAAH"

by alanahfuckmehard786876876 March 29, 2009

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 18, 2017

Hide The Hogg In The Hills

Tittyfucking. Breast banging. Hooters Humping. Juggsfucking. Breasterbate

That big natural titty chick let me play a game of hide the hogg in the hills with her.

by TongueMyNutzs February 21, 2017

hide and sleek

When playing hide and seek, the seeker asks the hider to go hide and then never looks for them.

He's playing hide and sleek with Cec, she's been hiding for 2 hours.

by Ashvill_2 January 20, 2017

YA HIDE YA

It is in question BUTT the homonym form is an AFFIRMATIVE.

I visited the HYDE sitting on my CAN and this aspect of me due to HIDE will come out even when I am just YA HIDE YA PANNED.

by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023