poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

Helmet Inspection

The act of using your tongue to lick under the head of the penis.

Last night while Jessica was going down on me she gave me a helmet inspection! It was amazing!

by thesnowman611 March 8, 2015

helmet chip

When a female give a male a blow job and and bites the tip , taking a chunk out of it causing a helmet chip

..Susan: " Hey Bob, have you ever had a helmet chip before?"
..Bob: " well no, what is a helmet chip?"
..Susan:" I'd have to demonstrate ...Follow me sir!"
..................*Susan goes down on Bob*....................
..Bob:" That is amazing!"
..Susan: " wait for it"
..Bob: " oh teeth"
......................*Susan bites the tip and takes a small chunk*...............
..Bob: "Ow!"
..Susan: "You sir now have a piece of your helmet missing, now you have a Helmet Chip!"

by chip less helmet February 10, 2014

arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.

alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!

by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009

tartar helmet

Slang for that of a condom

I was going to tap that behind O'Grady's but she wouldn't let me through without a tartar helmet

by The Infamous B.E.D. March 18, 2008

helmet swap

When two dudes, who are fucking a chick at the same time, switch condoms mid fuck.

Last week me and Patty had a threesome with an uber driver. Me and Todd, the uber driver, got so comfortable with each other we even helmet swapped turning Patty on even more.

by Kevin Wolfe June 18, 2018

lego helmet

Terrible hair cut that resembles a Lego figures helmet when worn

Oi mate you've got a shit hair cut its like a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 30, 2016