Hank drunk

After drinking 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades, you become Hank Drunk.

Hank: Man, I am having a good time! Thanks for hosting the potluck.

John: Thanks for the appreciation, but I think you're just a little Hank drunk.

by SarahHeartsUnicorns March 14, 2018

pappy hank

a really funny and nice guy. hes always so welcoming to new people and is a great staff member.

pappy hank asked me how i was the other day

ikr hes so nice always checking up on people

by chrimpo January 12, 2021

Hank

Small man Very mean and goes to a school in renton!

Gosh your such a Hank

by IlIkeToEs :[ November 24, 2021

Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure. (from GojiCenter)

This hybrid just destroyed its own arms: it got Hanked.

by harristsangyt/yasmin June 8, 2025

Hank

Straight man that is constantly attracted to and frequently has sexual intercourse with lesbian women

Ever notice that suave guy only hits on the girls with short hair? He definitely is a hank

by Cary Grants April 12, 2020

Hank Hill syndrome

Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.

"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."

by moobm'n May 26, 2023

Hank

A Player/Pimp Hanks are not nice and demand to be worshiped. Hanks aren’t players, players kiss ass

Roots- Sacramento

Brandon’s a hank. He has a hank way

by Cali1707 February 27, 2022