The Jersey Hot Dog

the act of taking sand paper and rubbing it on the penis, then proceeding to cover the penis in Tobasco brand hot sauce and having a female give you oral sex.

A: yo, i had jenna give me the jersey hot dog last night.
B: ouch, How'd that go?
A: there were scabs everywhere

The Jersey Hot Dog by HACKAMUH March 5, 2011

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog 

sweating profusely; to sweat a lot. indicates a hot day, or a hot room.

Mike: Man I'm sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog in here!
Greg: Shut up dickhead.

sweating like a lesbian eating a hot dog by m milfton November 6, 2006

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water 

The third album by Limp Bizkit. Contains singles such as Rollin' and Take A Look Around.

You heard Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water? Wes Borland's riffs are amazing.

Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water by AcrimonicAurax July 16, 2020

paper hot dog 

A tampon; A feminine hygiene product

Holly: I think it's that time
Melissa: What time?
Holly: Time to eat a paper hot dog!

paper hot dog by Hodiosho June 28, 2008

French Hot Dog 

A penis between two large breasts, especially while she is wearing a French-maid or medieval wench outfit.

"She had her French Maid's outfit on and I had my tube-steak between her huge boobs. It was a real French Hot Dog!! I left her covered in Mayonaise!'"

French Hot Dog by JBPhoto October 23, 2009

canadian hot dog 

When someone takes a shit in a condom, freezes it, and then uses it as an ass dildo.

Natalie's asshole was torn from the canadian hot dog.

canadian hot dog by Poochy32 December 27, 2007

Steamboat Hot Dog 

The sexual act of defecating directly into partners mouth, with a non-diarrhea turd.

Dude, I just gave my girl a foot long steamboat hot dog last night and she loved it!!

Steamboat Hot Dog by the maldo December 30, 2009