The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.
The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.
by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018
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Get the Guards mug.Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.
by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018
Get the troll guarding mug.Like the Navy National Guard except they fuck up drug traffickers and they help the actual navy in times of war
Jack: hey did you hear that matthew joined the coast guard
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
Jill: yeah i heard he killed 87 mexican drug traffickers and smoked all their crack
by Darth N1h1lus July 10, 2020
Get the Coast Guard mug.A para-military unit in dictatorships such as Iran, Iraq and The Trump Administration that is very loyal to the regime. Used to supress dissent, quash protesters and sometimes kill innocent civilians, especially minorities and opposition activists.
CNN: Law enforcement agents tear gassed and
.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis
ME: Must be The Republican Guard
.battoned protesters in Teheran/Minneapolis
ME: Must be The Republican Guard
by guy urban June 2, 2020
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Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
by Toxicale April 19, 2018
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