Golden Sour

When a bartender spikes a drink with a small amount of his or her own urine. It is often served to belligerent, self-righteous, or obnoxious clientele who can't keep their mouths shut. Pairs well with a nice piece of fish. It is a derivate of the term Golden Shower.

Jeff was rude to our bartender, so she gave him a golden sour.

by Todd Berger March 22, 2017

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.

"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."

by Minejumper April 3, 2009

Golden Stag

When you pee on someone, then put your balls in their mouth and yell Golden Stag!

If I'm watching someone give someone else a Golden Stag, is it a noun, or a verb?

by Corinthian Prime May 17, 2019

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

golden stare

Fixing issues with an intense glare

Scott was able to fix the mechanical issue with his golden stare.

by G-man888 April 8, 2021

The Golden Guard

(Adjective;) a teen in desperate need of attention and emotional support and love.

Dude, you need therapy, you're giving me vibes of The Golden Guard.

by BeeBoiBeeThem October 1, 2022