bidness guru

a person who is in reality super lazy and does nothing productive in life but acts like the busiest person in the world grinding it out to make it and putting other hard working people down at the same time

mr. eisenberg is the original bidness guru making $50 billion a year

by dustinmc September 21, 2025

George Gurung

An Asian guy who tells people they have nice hair.

'Ehan has nice hair' said George Gurung

by DevVastala November 24, 2025

Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.

Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru

by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024

Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"

Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"

by Vantik74 September 9, 2024