Guido-grease-mokney

A nicely tanned italian that is good with cars

Usually has a first or middle name of Antonio

"Hey man this Guido-grease-mokney totally helped jump my car today after school!"

by Guido-grease-monkey February 24, 2010

geddo

noun /guh-dough/: a wealthy person, usually male, who provides food, shelter, and clothing to a younger partner in a mutually beneficial relationship; a sugardaddy

Bernardo's subconjunctival hemmorhage was probably caused by his endless bickering with his geddo!
Fabulous loft, Madam! So who's your geddo?

by Schmearzah July 4, 2016

gedoosh

a term used to describe anything involving a strike on another object.

use when describing things that are smashed, shit on, thrown, or slammed.

term that was created by joe mercatell

sam: dude i took a dump on my sisters ipod and the turd was like GEDOOSh!

john: my foot was like GEDDOOSH when in hit his nuts!

by Dinospumonie April 6, 2009

Save 15 percent or more with Geico

When a man deploys semen on to a woman's face and then licks it off and keeps it in his mouth as he spits in to Hamburger Helper.

This action is most commonly used at Wendy's.

Guy: Hey man did you save 15 percent or more with Geico last night.
Guy 2: I don't know ask your mom. jizz facial

by Notfakebroz August 7, 2016

geidi

an uber cool combination

"aren't we lucky to be friends with geidi..?!"

"i am an ever jubilent hero because i am friends with geidi"

"wow how geidiful are they?"

by the_pittinition_of_life August 19, 2009

guido

Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.

I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.

by Juan Cazador July 23, 2004

Gendou

The Loremaster and Founder of the ABS, and a ninja of no small skill.

Gendou sipped his green tea as he polished his wakazashi.

by Arshole August 23, 2003