Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
by Rucks May 12, 2025
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Definition (Core):
A two-faced jerk who pretends to care but is really just trying to control you, mess with your head, or make you look crazy. FLACs act like they know everything, but deep down they’re just insecure manipulators who can’t stand being exposed.
Traits of a FLAC:
• Gaslights you while smiling to your face
• Acts “worried” just to shut you down
• Trashes your reputation while playing the victim
• Shows up late to the situation and still thinks they’re the expert
• Demands respect while contributing nothing
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Definition (Core):
A two-faced jerk who pretends to care but is really just trying to control you, mess with your head, or make you look crazy. FLACs act like they know everything, but deep down they’re just insecure manipulators who can’t stand being exposed.
Traits of a FLAC:
• Gaslights you while smiling to your face
• Acts “worried” just to shut you down
• Trashes your reputation while playing the victim
• Shows up late to the situation and still thinks they’re the expert
• Demands respect while contributing nothing
Usage:
“That dude said he was checking in on me, but he twisted everything I said to make me look like the lunatic.”
“Don’t waste time arguing with a FLAC — facts bounce right off.”
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Bonus Quote:
“Loses new friends faster than a free sample tray at a stoner festival.”
“That dude said he was checking in on me, but he twisted everything I said to make me look like the lunatic.”
“Don’t waste time arguing with a FLAC — facts bounce right off.”
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Bonus Quote:
“Loses new friends faster than a free sample tray at a stoner festival.”
by TruthsOfPeople May 24, 2025
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Someone who represents a pterodactyl. they will try to represent it both mentally and physically, they try to steal your food and when you shout them they never shout back. what a bum
"This Flabadactyl is annoying me"
by Plotless November 18, 2025
Get the Flabadactyl mug.The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.
-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011
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Someone who is pretending to be cool just to fit in
Someone who is pretending to be cool just to fit in
Guy1: Yo Guy3, have you seen what Guy2 has been doing?
Guy3: Yeah, Hes Such a Radical Façade
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Girl: Casts Does have toxic spit
Guy: no,
Girl: its so true just look it up and eat it if you dare
Guy: no, how would that benefit the cats?
Girl: Duhh
Guy: Oh god please stop beeing a Radical Façade
Girl: ... Okey... You win...
Guy3: Yeah, Hes Such a Radical Façade
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Girl: Casts Does have toxic spit
Guy: no,
Girl: its so true just look it up and eat it if you dare
Guy: no, how would that benefit the cats?
Girl: Duhh
Guy: Oh god please stop beeing a Radical Façade
Girl: ... Okey... You win...
by Xylpho Griffin June 9, 2017
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