Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.
Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."
by phreak June 14, 2004

A fuckin badass. Probably the coolest dude on the app. Has a huge shaft. Gets hella ePussy. All around just neat dude
by NotYeahFromiFunny July 19, 2018

This person likes the man "baller" and will have intercourse with this child to make a chinese baby.
by not yaoyang June 19, 2023

Emeli from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. Her powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Emeli for he is a gift from God. She owns the internet now. She owns you.
I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Emeli from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.
by litlikeemeli December 19, 2016

by blondemisskv November 18, 2007

by Bartye March 8, 2018

by john from church February 13, 2019
