afternoon glory

The combination of being a lazy fucker and the natural process of having a huge stonk on when you wake up.

This magical occurance can only happen after mid-day when one wakes up with a boner

Friend: That was some fun sleep over last night...
Me: Oh yeah, what time is it?
Friend: Uhm.... 12:30
Me: Cool, just so you know, I've got one BITCHIN afternoon glory raging on over here
Friend: ........Cool

by Mr.Sexycoolface August 10, 2009

Poop Shoot Glory

The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.

My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.

by neogemima April 22, 2009

bionic team of glory

a team of big hefty niggas that will exterminate any human at the sound of a whistle

he said what???? i’m calling the bionic team of glory right now

by goodjobmilkdud September 01, 2021

morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

by Angelacia May 26, 2007

Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 22, 2017

full glory

A style of dressing up, where the person wears a powder wig (like guys wore during colonial times), a scholarly robe, and a cape. It looks ridiculous, and it draws attention to the person dressed like this, but the person in this type of outfit is usually mentally unstable and thinks that dressing like this is a manifestation of their "glory".

What type of event is this dinner supposed to be? What's the dress code?

There's a lot of variation in how people will be dressed. Dennis is attending in business casual, Meredith is going in semi-formal, and Mel is going in full glory.

by big bucko July 17, 2007

blaze your glory

Extravagant masturbation

That Meghan Markle is so hot, you could blaze your glory over and over again watching her in Suits.

by barbarossa69 July 31, 2023