american football

Tupperware plated rugby

Nathan: Did you watch the American football last night?

Lawrence: Is that the sport where men of questionable sexuality covered in plastic jump on top of each other.

Nathan: Yeah, apparently they throw a 'ball' around as some sort of cover for the whole thing.

by Jim Birtwisle February 6, 2008

american football

A great sport that ignorant europeans and australians don't spend any time watching.

I really like football.

by Alex Marz May 13, 2005

american football

Probably the most boring sport in the world. People standing around for minutes on end in silly science fiction costumes and occasionally running for a few seconds. Far too many rules and not enough flow. About as exciting as watching people play chess. Watch real football (the most popular sport in the world, for good reason) if you crave real excitement.

Patient: Doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Just watch some American Football and you'll be asleep in a few minutes.

by midnite serpent October 8, 2007

Football Depression

The depression that occurs during a day before football practice or other related activity.

person 1:John was always quiet and remorseful during his last few classes..
person 2: Football Depression.

by Crunkle July 2, 2008

american football

Probably the gayest sport ever. You're gay if you like watching "big, strong mean who probably aren't using steroids just to look cool" tackle each other on the ground while carrying a pig skin ball. Grow a pair and play Rugby you pussys

Sunday night american football! Yes!
No footballs gay. were watching futbal or rugby

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

Goat of Football

Christine Sinclair, the highest goal scorer of international football. Captain of the Canada national team. Olympic gold medalist.

The Goat of Football Christine Sinclair has 190 international goals. Penaldo has 127, and he needed 4 milion penalties to do it.

by chFree77 November 6, 2023

American football

Gay American sport. Bunch of dumbass steroid using fags trying to hump each other while trying to run to the other side of the field. Stops every 10 seconds and lots of subs because the players are too fat to run much.

Look at that steroid jacked dumbass with the pig-skin under that pile of men. He might graduate high school with an D average if he's lucky. It must be an American football.

by Triple Z July 31, 2008