That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart 

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011

don't even

One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.

"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"
"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"

don't even by AshleyP December 28, 2005

Not even 

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.

Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!

Not even by Bitchin Kitchen December 5, 2004

Not Even Tense

A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring that its huge even as a semi lob on.

Usages

1. To infer the size of your penis
2. To infer you manliness
3. To remark that were unphased by a situation

1. Yes laydees, and thats not even tense
2. *Flexes Guns* Oooooh not even tense
3. *Knocks a man out with a single punch* Not even tense

Not Even Tense by Perples January 18, 2007

stay even

Attempting to maintain/getting a good drunk going.

Day 12 of a drinking bender: "I'm just trying to stay even."

stay even by segraham June 25, 2017

Do you even Yeet 

1.Old meme

2.Word that is used to show your an alpha

3.Word mostly used by people called puggo
4.Telling someone he is not "yeeting" which means he is gay

Person1: I am not gay
Person2: Do you even yeet my dude
Person1: Oh shit i think im gay

Do you even Yeet by 2canOnkush January 6, 2018

i cant even front 

Cant lie

I cant even front that I dont miss you

i cant even front by anonymous July 10, 2021