Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

A short ass faggot that has bald spots and has a chode

Ethan looks like a fucking retard chode

by Ethan is a dwarf February 23, 2019

Ethan

The type of guy that you can trust. He is always there for you whether you think you need help or not. He is kind and extremely compassionate. Although he may sometimes be looked at as a nerd, his intelligence does not come from only caring about school. He is athletic and well built, even though he is not much of a sports person. However, he takes great interest in the arts and excels in theater and music. Ethan is calm and respectful towards all. He is the type of person that you stay friends with forever. He is always reliable.

Ethan is a good student who cares about his work but also his friends and other peers.

by Publius The Monkey April 17, 2017

Ethan

dis boi cant even read dr suessical books cause he depessed and got llots a clout and

ETHAN! get over here boi

by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018

Ethan

That one cunt who's trying to act Irish but has clear American accent like fuck off bro

Ethan shut tf up your American

by The friend making funny shit November 12, 2019

Ethan

The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister

What an Ethan he’s so dumb

by Sex god 10101010101 nice March 1, 2019